How to get rewarded for knowing your porn


There’s still time to get your hands on some sexy Black Friday deals, all thanks to our friends over at LELO. Check out their deals below…


  • Discounts run from 23rd November to Wednesday 29th November at 11:59pm
  • Get between 25% and 50% off sitewide
  • Play the Porn or Poultry game and receive an extra 3% and 5% discount code on top of that

So what’s going on?


Well, knowing your porn from your poultry this festive season will give you saucy shoppers even bigger discounts on LELO’s menu.


Be it bronzed, oiled thighs, or a firm and juicy breast, the Christmas season rings in a very specific type of food porn. If you can tell your turkey giblets and tender loins from your pert breasts and plum posterior, you could be putting your knowledge to the test and receiving extra discounts on the already discounted Black Friday shopping days on


Players with a score of 1-5 can enjoy an extra 3% discount, while those scoring 6-10 can take 5% extra off.


Just in time for the food festivities, LELO has announced the biggest fetishes around; discovering the surprising world of sploshing, why cake-sitting actually is a thing and allowing you to enjoy your Christmas dinner this year in more ways than one.




Watching a partner nibble, lick or devour certain aesthetically suggestive foods can understandably be kind of erotic. That’s right, we’re looking at you bananas, popsicles and, erm, hotdogs – as well as the not-so-innocent figs and papayas. But a more niche group takes the eroticism of eating to another level: feeders and feedees.


Self-explanatory enough, enthusiasts get a kick from either being fed or feeding others – this may or may not be related to weight gain. Some may find larger bodies a turn-on and to contribute to their eating, or even have a desire to increase their own or their partner’s size. For others, the fetish is fundamentally about control and power, tapping into themes of dominance and submission through the real or role-played control of a partner’s food intake.




Also known as WAM (wet and messy, that is – which should offer some clue as to what’s involved here), sploshing sees partners cover each other with messy substances of various textures, temperatures and tastes. It’s often food, and at least one participant is naked. Think whipped cream, wallowing in a bath of baked beans, or chocolate sauce. Pleasure may be derived from smearing partners with said sustenance, as well as the apparently delicious sensation of otherwise unlikely substances on the skin.




A fairly niche form of food play, cake-sitting is the action of sitting bare-bottomed on a frosted cake, and is a rather specialist form of sploshing. Although cake-sitting only relatively recently became a “thing”, even the most cursory of Google searches suggest that watching a woman (usually) sit on a cake is surprisingly popular.


Test your skills at Porn or Poultry and remember – the more you score, the more you can explore.





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